gaston
You know, one day, when I was a little boy, my mother she took me on her knee
and she said: "Gaston, my son. The world is a beautiful place. You must go into
it, and love everyone, not hate people. You must try and make everyone happy,
and bring peace and contentment everywhere you go." And so... I became a
waiter...
Monty Python - The Meaning of Life